Start by hitting up that bottle of
wine. Once you are two glasses down you should think about how you need to start dinner but one more won't hurt right? Okay now that we are three down let's make some fucking food. All these recipes go right after another so the timing is stupid easy. The menu is as follows: roasted red potatoes,
garlic roasted broccoli, and BBQ roasted salmon. Notice a theme here? Let's begin:
Start by pre-heating your crappy oven to 400 deg. Quarter however many red potatoes you would like to consume. Toss with some garlic and olive oil (NOT extra virgin simpleton). "How come your garlic is all concentrated in that one spot." Fuck you. I intended to do that asshole.
I didn't take a picture but after the potatoes have roasted for 20 min toss in some garlic broccoli for 10 min. After 10 min pull the broccoli and add the covered salmon (salt and peppered) for 5 min. Pull the salmon and brush with some
sweet ass BBQ sauce. Return to oven and bake for another 7 min uncovered. After 7 min pull everything. Got it all there you quick thinker you?
Dinner is served. Love it. What you got? Nothing. Eat it.
Start by pre-heating your crappy oven to 400 deg. Quarter however many red potatoes you would like to consume. Toss with some garlic and olive oil (NOT extra virgin simpleton). "How come your garlic is all concentrated in that one spot." Fuck you. I intended to do that asshole.
I didn't take a picture but after the potatoes have roasted for 20 min toss in some garlic broccoli for 10 min. After 10 min pull the broccoli and add the covered salmon (salt and peppered) for 5 min. Pull the salmon and brush with some sweet ass BBQ sauce. Return to oven and bake for another 7 min uncovered. After 7 min pull everything. Got it all there you quick thinker you?
Dinner is served. Love it. What you got? Nothing. Eat it. 
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